Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
(Source: meilleure--amie, via anondracomalfoy)
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
(Source: naotarou, via pizza)