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I’m Mampher. I'm an 18 year old Scottish bibliophile studying English Lit & Film at Uni. I’m a Dauntless Shadowhunting Nerdfighter training at Hogwarts. In my spare time I cook second breakfast (potatoes obviously), hang out at the mystic grill, travel with a mad man wearing a fez and converse in a blue box, deduce with Sherlock and bug John for tea, work as one of Booth's Squints, fight with the Avengers and work part time at Grannies Diner. My all time favourite films are V for Vendetta and Moulin Rouge

Currently Reading:
Neverwhere
by Neil Gaiman

Relationship Status:
In an abusive relationship with the BBC

Bookworms Reading

thorsswagga:

Tom Hiddleston vs crazy fans - 1:0 [x]

how do you have that kind of patience omfg

amygloriouspond:

Lestrade: I’m serious, Sherlock. Listen, I’m cutting you slack here; I’m trusting you, but out there somewhere, some poor bastard’s covered in semtex and is just waiting for you to solve the puzzle. So just tell me, what are we dealing with?
Sherlock: Something new.

casualfangirling:

sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something

wehadanappointment:

deanpendragon:

this is an important photoset

^ that url is so relevant

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

not-enough-fandom:

obsessionisawonderfulthing:

sxymo0finman:

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
No?
Okay,

JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT

i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin

not-enough-fandom:

obsessionisawonderfulthing:

sxymo0finman:

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?

No?

Okay,

JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT

i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

dontblink-neverlookaway:

supernaturalsuperfreak:

the-aloha-wolf:

fuckinghannibal:

timelordblogging:

I don’t believe we have properly introduced the Hannibal Fandom to the neighborhood. So the Whovians would like to welcome the Fannibals

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-The Doctor Who Fandom

Cheers

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- The Hannibal Fandom

It’s nice having friends for dinner.

The Supernaturalists would like to invite you to have pie with us anytime.

- The Supernatural Fandom

As long as we are not in the pie.

This cannot be guaranteed

whenigrowupiwannabeadonut:

suckmyberries:

IT’S LIKE GIVING AN AWARD TO A BABY OSTRICH 

moffat’s and sue’s faces tho

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

larryrickardfan:

hayleystarr:

edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

I’m almost 21. What is this.

I AM 19 NEXT WEEK THANK YOU VERY MUCH

larryrickardfan:

hayleystarr:

edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

I’m almost 21. What is this.

I AM 19 NEXT WEEK THANK YOU VERY MUCH

gingersincardiff:

i fucking love fanfiction like it literally caters for every need, whether you’re wanting 2k of cute couples snuggling on the sofa, a thing of epic length with an awesome plot or a piece of writing that is literally just pages of your favourite characters banging each other whoever invented fanfiction is my fave